Woman In A Bar Joke?

A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say. "Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."

Woman In A Bar Joke?

I've heard this one before, but it still cracks me up. Good one!!!

Woman In A Bar Joke?

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Woman In A Bar Joke?

Gross!!!!! but funny!

Woman In A Bar Joke?

Nasty.....but good.

Woman In A Bar Joke?

Well... that's nice!...

haha

Woman In A Bar Joke?

I like it.

Woman In A Bar Joke?

OMG! Nasty but funny

Woman In A Bar Joke?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAA, That is soooooooooooo nasty but so funny!!!

Woman In A Bar Joke?

that is nasty

Woman In A Bar Joke?

Good one lol

Woman In A Bar Joke?

hahaha... i have heard this one before, but i LOVE it... it's awesome!

Woman In A Bar Joke?

can we act this to get her

Woman In A Bar Joke?

Good Joke.

Woman In A Bar Joke?

lol!!! gross!!

Woman In A Bar Joke?

Hope she is not you

Woman In A Bar Joke?

oh that is sick,but funny