Single Woman's Prayer?

Now I lay me down to sleep.

Please don't send me no more creeps.

Please just send me one good man.

One without a wedding band.

One good man who's sweet as pie.

Who brushed his teeth and doesn't lie.

Who dresses neat and doesn't smell.

And is sexy like my man Denzel.

Is super-rich like Michael J.

On second thought, that's okay.

Man, if I should die before I wake,

that would truly take the cake;

No matrimony or honeymoon.

No fancy reception planned for June.

No throwing of the wedding bouquet.

Please, God, don't let me go out that way.

If I die before I meet Mr. Right

I won't go out without a fight.

But then again with my luck,

He'd probably be just some schmuck.

The single life is not that bad

I know it's just a passing fad.

I won't be blue. I will not frown.

Besides, I like my toilet seat down.

No more makeup, won't comb my hair.

So never mind this stupid prayer.

The single life will do just fine.

So what's up, girlfriend?

IT'S PARTY TIME!!!!

Single Woman's Prayer?

amen !!!

Single Woman's Prayer?

Cool

Single Woman's Prayer?

Men are desert these days - not the entree.

Single Woman's Prayer?

wow girl, if you wrote this one then*tumbs up*, you have talent... if you just posted it, then thak you for sharing, i added it to my poems collection:))))

Single Woman's Prayer?

I'm not single, but that's hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.

Single Woman's Prayer?

lol

Single Woman's Prayer?

GOOD CAKES SOMETIMES FEEL ROTTEN SMELL ALSO.

Single Woman's Prayer?

10/10 for creativity, if you have composed all this by your self, 10/10 for your Choice, if you have selected this from some where else and 10/10 for sharing this with us !!! Nice One I liked it !!!!

Single Woman's Prayer?

Single mans prayer:

Gimme a deaf-mute nympho who owns a boat and a Gameworks.

Amen

Single Woman's Prayer?

So what's up, girlfriend? IT'S PARTY TIME!!!!.......because you have turned to be a poet, of course a good one....

Single Woman's Prayer?

i like it

Single Woman's Prayer?

micheal j???? denzel is no sean connery! yuck!

Single Woman's Prayer?

Brush up on your jokes girlie..