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Lonely me checked into a hotel on a business trip, thought

I'd get me one of those girls appears in the advrtsmns on phone booth,

found an ad of a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, having right curves in all the right places,

beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up.. you know the kind.

So I'm in my room %26amp; figure, "What the heck, I'll give her a call."

"Hello?" she said. Wow! She sounded sexy.

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage %26amp; I'd like you to come to my room %26amp;

give me one. No, wait, let me b straight with you. I'm in town all alone

%26amp; what I really want is sex. I want it hard %26amp; hot, %26amp; I want it

now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring

implements, toys, everything u got 4 di trick. We'll go hot

%26amp; heavy all night; tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup

%26amp; whipped cream, anything U want, baby!

Now, how does that sounds?"

She said, "Sounds fantastic.. but for an outside line, Sir, you need

to press 9

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Did u actually had an experience like this....wait a minute....

hahahahahahahahahhahaha

Cheers!!!!

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LOL

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You are joking!

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Hope this was a dream? And then you woke up.

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lol...Very funny :0)

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Lol! Awesome joke!

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Talk about desperate!!! I wouldn't mind the receptionist tho, if she was hot!!!!

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hahaha....this was funny. hope noone shares this experience, it is awful

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It appears to me that if you continue to play your cards right, that you already found someone interested in all the suggestions you made. I would apologize for the mix-up and then continue in the same breath that she sounded like she was sent from heaven. But tell her you would like to take her to dinner after work so they can talk it over first. My money would be on this being a match.

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LMAO, damn sure the hell sucks to be that guy....

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Help this person LOL ;-0

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Heard that joke lots of times.

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Call Men-in-Black to erase your memory.

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OMG you poor thing

something similar happened to me one morning when my partner %26amp; i stayed at a motel he went to get brekky early while i was in the shower %26amp; i heard a knock at the door so i opened in the nick %26amp; it wasnt my partner but room service i was sooooo embarrassed

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this guy is goin crazy ..... some one plz help!!!

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OMG..OMG.. OMG.. I could die laughing on this one Pd.. lol

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ur good i love it great, i'll rate this 10!!!

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He is never leaving tht room again, damn its embarrasssssing....great one...lol