A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately.When he arrives,she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers,when he dose,she careses his beard.
"Are you the landlord?"she ask softly.
"Actually, no"he replies.
"Can you get him for me--I need to speak to him?"
she ask's,running her fingers through his beard and up into his hair.
"Im afraid i can't,breaths the barman clearly aroused,"is there anything i can do?
"Well yes there is,i need to give him a message."
with a sexy husky voice,and popping a couple fingers in his mouth and allowing him to suck them gentaly.
"She say's.There's no loo paper in the ladies!"
A womens gental touch.?
I wondered where the fishy smell was coming from....
LMIAOSFHISMS
A womens gental touch.?
Thank you very much for the bA Report It
A womens gental touch.?
Aw, that was disgusting.
A womens gental touch.?
ew thats nasty. heehee
A womens gental touch.?
thank's for the warning
A womens gental touch.?
ive got that on my mobile at the moment,its funny lol
A womens gental touch.?
I bet there will be tp next time!!!
A womens gental touch.?
ouch... thats a good one!!
A womens gental touch.?
That's really gross but really funny! Lol
A womens gental touch.?
Disgusting..........
That's just put me off my orange squash....
A womens gental touch.?
Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny.!!!
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