Is old age such a terrible thing?

You know you`re getting old when the phone rings on a Saturday night and you hope it isn`t for you.

When you try to sort out all those wrinkles in your socks and then realise you`re not wearing any.

When you don`t comb your hair, you just start re-arranging it.

When you bend down to tie up your shoes and look around to see if there`s anything else needs to be done while you`re down there.

When the phone rings and a sexy voice at the other end says, "Do you know who this is, lover/"

And you say "No" and put the phone down.

Is old age such a terrible thing?

lol...

You know you're getting old when your back goes out more than you do....

Is old age such a terrible thing?

Buy another joke book- pluheeeese.

Is old age such a terrible thing?

I'm 87 you know.

Is old age such a terrible thing?

oh dear i do not want to be old

Is old age such a terrible thing?

....thats not fair.... Lol im jk. But still the only good one is the 2nd and 4th.

Is old age such a terrible thing?

you know ur getting old wen u start telling jokes liek that!!

hehehe im jk they were actually pretty good

Is old age such a terrible thing?

and you stick your tongue out before your spoon reaches your mouth

Is old age such a terrible thing?

lol

Is old age such a terrible thing?

"You know you`re getting old when the phone rings on a Saturday night and you hope it isn`t for you."

LOL I do that every night. I am 20. I just hate talking on the phone.

Is old age such a terrible thing?

help

Is old age such a terrible thing?

You know you're getting old when you start wearing diapers (Depends) again!!

Is old age such a terrible thing?

Here are some for the older men out there:

You know you're getting old:

When you have three basic hairstyles: parted, unparted, and departed.

Men argue they don't "lose" their hair, it just goes underground and come out their ears.

When you aspire to inspire before you expire.

When everything in your body starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

When you used to be lost in the shuffle. Now you just shuffle along with the lost.

When you finally have all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.

When you hit the metallic stage, named for:

the silver in your hair, the gold in your teeth, the tin ear you're developing, the platinum credit card you've been offered, the titanium implant in your hip, and the lead in your behind.

Is old age such a terrible thing?

I m 25 it s ok

Is old age such a terrible thing?

We will all be old one day. lol

Is old age such a terrible thing?

ok

Is old age such a terrible thing?

ha ha ha funny

thanks for a laugh

Is old age such a terrible thing?

liked that ha ha ha v good,,,,