My friend sent me this i thought i would share it!!!!!
I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I
thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths
when your calling for a cab.
I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself
Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the
right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long
graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind.
So I'm in my room and figure, what the heck, I'll give her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says. Wow! she sounded sexy.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room
and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town
all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot,
and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it,
we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag
of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on,
cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now,
how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to
press 9."
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you naughty naughty girl....
lol.. just when i need a laugh you provide..
i am so going to use that one... LOL... and claim it for my own..
thanks
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ooo that did make me chuckle
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lol very good
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computer says no
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He He He
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Another good one. I've loved that one ever since I saw it on Dave Spikey's Overnight Success tour DVD. Awesome stuff (get it for a good laugh :P).
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I like it so I swapped a star for a smile.
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now that does sound very nice....
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As usual brilliant, keep up the good work.
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Hahaha, very good!
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Haha lol I like it !
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lmao...good one
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good one 10/10 lmao
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lmfao, Could just imagine it lol
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