Tuesday, October 6, 2009

ALL WOMEN: Do you have a problem with these requirements?

There are a few basic rules that I have for the women I date because I prefer perfection. First, you must be completely shaved or waxed--no hair except on your head. Second, no fake fingernails--they must be real and short--no ghetto nonsense. Third, your feet must be pedicured--it is very important to have sexy feet if you're going to be the complete package. Fourth, the most pleasing women to the eye are 5'6, 115-120. For every inch that you are taller, you can add 5 lbs. For every inch shorter, you must deduct 5lbs. Fifth, make sure that you always have a very good haircut--it's worth the money to go to the best people. Sixth, if you are going to wear make-up, apply it with the skill of the most talented make-up artist on earth--wear just the right amount and the right tones for your skin. Finally, be educated-there's nothing hot about a dumb woman.



If you do all of these things, you'll be like the women I turn out--and believe me, they are COMPLETELY satisfied--every time.



ALL WOMEN: Do you have a problem with these requirements?

No not really, but I would have a problem with the man who takes me out, pulls out a tape measure, a scale and takes off my shoes to check out my feet on the first date!



ALL WOMEN: Do you have a problem with these requirements?

ha!



and you actually believe that's her real picture?



ha ha ha ha ha ha Report It



ALL WOMEN: Do you have a problem with these requirements?

NO BECAUSE THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME.



ALL WOMEN: Do you have a problem with these requirements?

and then u woke up!!!!!!!!



ALL WOMEN: Do you have a problem with these requirements?

In your dreams! Ha



ALL WOMEN: Do you have a problem with these requirements?

Sorry...no...I'll never be that woman, and I'd never WANT to be. Leave some room for bein a HUMAN why dontcha. Also, get a life.



ALL WOMEN: Do you have a problem with these requirements?

Who the hell are you and obviously you don't have that because you're here on Y!A trying to act like you're the shiznit.



ALL WOMEN: Do you have a problem with these requirements?

You are going to spend a lot of time alone.



WHat are your stats?



ALL WOMEN: Do you have a problem with these requirements?

Are you describing yourself? I think that is what I read. You feel you have the perfect look, therefore you require a woman who has the same need to be perfect. I think that it's great you realize that needs/beliefs on personal hygiene and appearance should be shared by couples. You will avoid the normal fights that men and woman have. If you two are on the same page as far as theses requirements go then you'll be happy together. I do hope though that you are sensitive to those who do not agree. I do have one question for you though...what does "you'll be like the women I turn out-" mean?



Good Luck!



ALL WOMEN: Do you have a problem with these requirements?

god. so freaking preppy!



ALL WOMEN: Do you have a problem with these requirements?

and you must be as qualified as you want them to be you sound like a loser with high hopes



ALL WOMEN: Do you have a problem with these requirements?

Are you HITLER reincarnated?



ALL WOMEN: Do you have a problem with these requirements?

DUDE! Your requirements are WAY OVERBOARD! Good luck on finding that "perfect girl though".



ALL WOMEN: Do you have a problem with these requirements?

Try to be the sweetest woman ever know. that what happens to me i get alotes of guys for doing that.



ALL WOMEN: Do you have a problem with these requirements?

There is no women that has the time to do all of that for you. Sorry but you should wake up a like the women for the way they are and not the way you want them to be.



ALL WOMEN: Do you have a problem with these requirements?

Now, do you have the requirements for a woman that you described?...........if not, then don't be so picky....



ALL WOMEN: Do you have a problem with these requirements?

Keep dreaming!! Wake up and check out reality!



ALL WOMEN: Do you have a problem with these requirements?

First of all NO ONE IS PERFECT, and secondly BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER! It's A** Holes like you that make a lot of young girls anorexic!!!! Get a life!!!



ALL WOMEN: Do you have a problem with these requirements?

No, because there are hardly any women on earth that fit all of those. I was okay at first, but you kept going and going... get rid of a few requitements and maybe you're okay.



ALL WOMEN: Do you have a problem with these requirements?

Have you found this yet???? I feel sorry for you %26amp; anyone you date. You are very shallow %26amp; by putting nonsense out there like this, you will only get that in return. You will never have a deep, meaningful relationship but to each his own if that's what you prefer. How very sad but good for you that you will be saturating the dating scene of those only looking for the same in return.



And I'm assuming that you offer this "high quality package" in return to those you are dating? Yeah Right! Good Luck Dude!!



You have asked ques. in the past about cheating women? Ya Think?? You put that kind of Karma out there, you will get that in return always!!



ALL WOMEN: Do you have a problem with these requirements?

Wow...why don't u just draw a picture and do the math and marry it.



ALL WOMEN: Do you have a problem with these requirements?

Feel free to use my nickname.



ALL WOMEN: Do you have a problem with these requirements?

well then i guess im not ur type but who would want to be?



ALL WOMEN: Do you have a problem with these requirements?

good luck with that and thanks for the 2 points



ALL WOMEN: Do you have a problem with these requirements?

well, it looks as if you have to do alot to be your woman. You should be happy with what you get cause sometimes what looks good ain't always good for you.



ALL WOMEN: Do you have a problem with these requirements?

You have GOT to be kidding me!!! Freakin' get over yourself!!!



ALL WOMEN: Do you have a problem with these requirements?

Riight. Why don't you try all that stuff you saidand see how we feel?



You must be really insecure with yourself and around other women, if your demanding this. You're really overdemanding. And I don't think any woman would want an overdemanding guy.



Good luck.



ALL WOMEN: Do you have a problem with these requirements?

Oh I see, you're a gay man looking for someone to impregnate. HAHA



ALL WOMEN: Do you have a problem with these requirements?

the whole nails being short isnt for me. I cant stand it. I am in school for cosmetology and i hate it when i have short nails and i hate when people come in to have me do their nails when they are short. i believe a woman should be their own person and not try and please a man ever. it simply just isnt worth the stress because no matter what, there would always be something that they didnt like. so no, i dont agree with that at all.



ALL WOMEN: Do you have a problem with these requirements?

...yeah sure WHAT EVER!



ALL WOMEN: Do you have a problem with these requirements?

bet you get a lot of flack over this, and you sure deserve it



ALL WOMEN: Do you have a problem with these requirements?

Good-Luck, with your "Blow-Up" doll, because, if your that "Picky" their aren't too many available women, who will want to date you, because, even if she meets your "Requirements", we all know, it doesn't stop, there!! Who are you kidding?? Again, good-luck, with the "Blow-Up" doll.........

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